Boom, Pow, Klank, Zonk, Whack, Crash, Etc Etc...

The following scenario went like this.

Mom: Its a guitar G, strum it and yell, You'll figure it out.
Me: YESSSSSS

:one hour passes by:

Mom: Can I see that guitar?
Me: Yea, here you go.

23 years have gone by, I still haven't got the guitar back....